MUMPS

Big talk blaggers couldn’t deliver pizzas

Flows inconsistent, voice irritating

Brainwashed fans get a taste of the antidote

I snatch the mic with a force to leave your hand broke

Keep the cable, mine is cordless

Inside of my mind a thousand explosions

Inside of your brain the fuse is blown

We ain’t the same so don’t confuse the tones

Intro, outro, lyrical psycho

Caught in the middle with a pad and a biro

Heavyweight catalyst, risk taker, gambler

You’re just a featherweight big behind your manager

Your credentials spells that you’re hopeless

Ain’t nothing sellable, crowned king of jokers

Keep your mouth shut, keep your eyes open

Change your style ’cause your style is broken

Chorus:

Hey boy listen. You ain’t ready and you know it

We’re gonna snatch the mic and do it right.

Hyperactive, energetic style

Yours is the opposite, step to the side

Go through the motions, you lack the feeling

Look what you did now, the crowd is leaving

Stick to the plan, war is at hand

Friend or foe, I stole your fans

Killed your plans for world domination

The audience stands and stares in amazement

You’re embarrassing, no comparison

Beaten to a pulp with a line when you’re battling

All comes back again, now I remember

You were in a crew but they dropped you as a member

You were the wackest hogging the limelight

Not a team player glued to the mic

Idiots fall for the hype why?

You ain’t an emcee; you’re here for the ride

Now you’re a star acting the big man

Spliff in the mouth, in the hand was a beer can

Talking the street slang dressed like a gangster

Mr. big shot you’re worse than cancer

Think that your LP was bigger than Jesus

Ha you’re funny following the leaders

Lights, camera, action, stamina

Powerful vocals crush all amateurs

Hunt like a hawk, streets that I walk

Ain’t safe to be alone in, watch what you talk

Speak when you’re told, be bold when it’s cold

Or you ain’t gonna last ’cause you ain’t got the soul

You lack the minerals, need the vitamins

Ain’t on my level and my flows cause your shivering

Freeze! You’re all up in the place with your head large

You’re finished. My brain is charged