A&RSEHOLE

Ah you! Fuck what you and the world think

I had enough of what the industry dictates to be the in thing

This is my thing, in my world I’m king

You don’t exist, let me explain what you are nothing.

Why the hell should I record all the things that you expect me to

When you know nothing about the creation of a song so here’s what you do

Bend over; stick this baseball bat up your arse

You got a knack for fucking up everything that you touch and it’s a farce

You’re the past and me and others like me we’re the future

Take you and your bullshit, your drugs and your computer

Resign while you still can! They said “never bite the hand that feeds”

But you’ll never be that so fuck you, fuck your label and fuck your clan!

Who the hell in their right mind put you in the position that you’re in

Maybe you promised you’d be sucking his dick for a while so he let you

Wanker! And you boss is no better than what you are

You both lack the balls! I’m gone; you lost a star

And in case you think I’m only writing this ’cause I got dropped

You’re right I did but like I said I can’t be stopped

So go ahead and put up all your barriers and watch me break ’em down

Your label is a circus and every one of your staff is a clown

And as for all those free cds that you constantly keep sending me

I save them till its Christmas then I swap them all at HMV

For things that I really want, not the shit that you release

Like “*** *” what the fuck is she; empty

I’ll tell you what I’ll give you a break …

Get your best act put them on the same stage as me and see what happens

But bring a shovel; dig your grave unless you wanna play safe

Then stay home ’cause I don’t think that you’ll every comprehend

The hunger and the pain, cause that brings out the beast in me

I felt like I was a prisoner until the day you finally released me

Anyway, thanks for the cash and the recordings

I’m grateful for the freedom; fuck it I prayed for it every morning

Arsehole!!

And how about this for a really really really catch choruses … Arsehole!!

And I ain’t done yet ….

Alright, I analysed you for a while and here’s what I found

You’re a name, every one knows you in the game and you made a few pounds

But that don’t give you the right to wave your cash and change a man

When we met you said you liked what I’m about and claimed to understand

Bullshit! Just wait till my album is finally out there

And the ball’s rolling and everything is up on the up and the road’s clear

I’ll personally send you an invite to one my major performances

Pull you up on the stage tell the world who you are then embarrass you

Show ’em how you fucked up, fuck it man they can see that

I walked out of your offices with a smile and told you I’d be back

So here I am but first let me ask you this

How the fuck can you call yourselves “******” when you’re fucking every artist

Also let’s get this straight I ain’t pissed off that I got dropped

I’m pissed off ’cause you wasted all of my time muthafucka

And I’m only recording this just to get this shit off my chest

So I can move on and I don’t care what anyone thinks, put it to rest

I followed all your instructions and came up against a brick wall

I’ll buy the whole world a drink on the day that you pricks fall

And God’s knows this ain’t anger, its emotion

I played this to a few friends and they all said it might cause commotion

Like I give a fuck? My life is at a stand still

So I might as well say how I feel ’cause damn it man, this is real

You’re a dickhead! And every musician that I speak to feels exactly

The same way that I do so you know what you need to do is

Drop all of the boy bands; erase all of your plans

Sign a few real bands and stop force feeding the fans

Arsehole!!